Ross' gull twitching excuses:

Sure Boss, I'd love to come in today but ....

1. "I'm attending the opening of my garage door."

2. "I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it."

3. "I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."

4. "I have to stay home and see if I snore"

5. "I have to stay home and floss my cat"