Don't let Randy Tate, Linda Smith or Slade hear about this, or they'll
introduce legislation to cut funding for unwed geese.... Can you believe
these mothers nowadays!

On Tue, 11 Apr 1995, Michael Smith wrote:

> A Canada Goose laid an egg on the path *right* in front of me. Not
in a nest (or for that matter anywhere near any nest), but right in a
muddy spot. Then she walked off and never looked back.