Burt:
>The dictionary says from "linen, hemp, or cotton." And it's well known
>that those plants bleed profusely and scream as they're harvested. Only
>clothes made from plastic are acceptable, I think--oh, not even those:
>oil comes from long-dead critters. Have you seen my lovely new granite
>shirts? (Baccus's question about silk is more to the point, though.)

OK, let's form PETTING - People for the Ethical Treatment of
Things In Nature and Ghosts.

Oops, so much for your granite shirt, Burt :) Covers oil and
coal, as well, though!

- Don Baccus, Portland OR <donb at rational.com>