Disclaimer: The short, graying, middle-aged fellow at the picnic wearing
my name-tag was an imposter. I am actually a tall, blond youth and am
frequently compared* with a Nordic god. I have been reliably informed
that several other people at the picnic were not themselves, either.

*unfavorably

Burt Guttman guttmanb at elwha.evergreen.edu
The Evergreen State College Voice: 360-866-6000, x. 6755
Olympia, WA 98505 FAX: 360-866-6794