Patrick Scott wrote:

>9. Chop down the tree before those pinko-commie environmentalist
> Nazis steal your God-given lifestyle away.
>10. Honk your horn for 5 seconds. Repeat until people leave.

There's another:

11. Get out, offer a can of beer and, while explaining why you love to hunt,
pee on his tripod.

I didn't finish the beer...

Bryan Gates, Victoria bgates at assessment.env.gov.bc.ca