Gary:

>After drinking an Angostera Bittern I accidently took a No-Left-Tern
>and struck a highway Red Poll and fell into a Little Gull-e. The
>Highway Petrel came along and Finched my license!!

Hey, I heard about that on my illegal Police Skimmer, and quickly
called up my friends at the Sandhill Crane and Tow Ye (ouch) company.
Your car was totalled, but since it was a Ford Falcon it wasn't worth
much anyway. As far as drinking only one Bittern, I hear the police
found your story hard to Swallow, considering how you slurred your
speech when they had their little Chat with you. After confronting
you with this fact, I hear you became regular, 'ole Red-Faced Warbler,
confessing all. You're lucky you weren't tarred, feathered, and
run out of town on a Rail!

- Don Baccus, Portland OR <donb at rational.com>
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