>Well, I suppose the Bore-al Owls will vote for Dole, the Great Horny Owls
>for Clinton, and the Long-eared Owls for Perot.....

Hmmm, I should think Perot would do well among the Pygmy and Elf Owls, too.
Given Dole's age, shouldn't he score well among the Great Grey Owls?
And, of course, given Clinton's inability to decide whether to be
conservative or liberal, don't you think he'll sweep the Hawk Owls?

- Don Baccus, Portland OR <donb at rational.com>
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