Michael Price wrote:
>
> Hi Tweets,
>
> Kelly Cassidy asks:
>
> >On Sun, 14 Dec 1997, Michael Price wrote:
> >> a Side-hill Gouger caught out in the open.
> >
> >A what?
>
> there's a
> critter that comes out only at night that walks back and forth along these
> hills

snip

> they say that the legs on the critter's uphill side are way shorter than the
> legs on the downhill side.

> Vancouver BC Canada -Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
> mprice at mindlink.net

According to a recent study by Proffesor Farfignewton. and I quote--"Ve
haave fauund dat seence daa Side-hill Gouger Daas haave shorter legs uun
von side ,eet cann't go baack undt forth. Eet eitther goss baack or
forth." It is my unlearned opinion that we have two distinct species.
The Back Side-hill Gouger and the Forth Side-hill Gouger. And that's
the truth!!

Jerry Converse