-- [ From: Hudson,Doug * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] --


Two storks on a nest: a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and
crying, and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your
mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them
happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. "Son, your father
will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new
mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork parents are desperate: their son is gone
from the nest all night! Finally, shortly before dawn, he returns and
the parents ask their son where he had been all night.

Says the baby stork:

"Aww, just scaring the crap out of college kids!"

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A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night,
when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining, dear,"
he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was
rain, he said." Well, there you have it, they were about to have a major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing.

Just then, they saw the local communist party official walking toward
them. "Let's not fight about it, dear," the man said, "Let's just ask
Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is
it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," Rudolph replied, and walked on.

But the woman insisted: "I KNOW that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."


--
Douglas G. Hudson
Bremerton,Wa
dhudson at silverlink.net