At 09:22 PM 12/17/97 -0500, you wrote:

> Says the baby stork:

> "Aww, just scaring the crap out of college kids!"

0.3 on a scale of 1-10. Only Home Ec students being porked by football
players would've worried.

> To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

2 on a scale of 1-10. In the 50s, this joke rated about a 9, but its value
has depreciated considerably. Especially since we've been raising an entire
generation of kids the last decade or so who know Russia's no longer a
Stalinistic state.


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