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These are perhaps the two finest jokes in the world. Or, perhaps not.



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The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only
grandson, when a giant wave crashes onshore, sweeping the boy
out to sea. The man looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh
Lord, this is my only grandson, how can you take him away
from me like this? My son will not understand. My daughter-
in-law will die from grief."
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old
man's feet. The grandfather looks to the heavens again and
says, "He had a hat!"
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A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was
set upon by a gang of vicious snails. The snails left him
bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree where several
hours later he summoned the strength to go to the police
station and report the assault. He was asked by the desk
sergeant to describe his attackers. He replied, "I don't
know what they looked like, it all happened so fast."






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