Please Bear with me as I relate a story of Bear facts.

There was this Grizzly old man who could Bearly walk. He had been
attacked by a Bear, but Bore no malice. He was pickin Bearies--and Sow
the stories goes--was attacked. He picked up a Cub and fended off the
Griz. but not before it left a Bear spot on his buttocks.

And that's the truth--cause I Sow-whet.

I'm goin birding where there ain't no Bears.
Jerry Converse
Grand Coulee, WA