Subject: Joke
Date: Jan 2 15:34:40 1998
From: "Libor and Dawn Michalak" - pieris at netidea.com
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Hi Tweets,
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I thought you all may like this one if you haven't heard it already.
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Cheers!=20
Libor
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A guy is in court on a case of breaching the endangered species act:
Judge: Young man. It says here that you shot and killed a California =
Condor. How do you plead? =20
Defendant: Guilty your Honor. =20
Judge: GUILTY!!?? Don't you know how endangered these species are? =
There are hardly any left at all. =20
Defendant: Yes sir, I know, but I had to feed my
family, we're so poor. =20
Judge: That's no excuse. I fine you 30 days in
jail..... By the way what does California Condor taste like? =20
Defendant: It's real good, kinda like a cross between Bald Eagle and =
Whooping Cane!!
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<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D2>Libor</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>A guy is in court on a case of breaching the endangered species=20
act:<BR><BR><STRONG>Judge: </STRONG>Young man. It says here that =
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and killed a California Condor. How do you plead? </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>Defendant: </STRONG>Guilty your Honor. </DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG>Judge: </STRONG>GUILTY!!?? Don't you know how=20
endangered these species are? There are hardly any left at =
all. =20
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<DIV><STRONG>Defendant: </STRONG>Yes sir, I know, but I had to =
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my<BR>family, we're so poor. </DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG>Judge: </STRONG>That's no excuse. I fine you 30 =
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in<BR>jail..... By the way what does California Condor taste=20
like? </DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG>Defendant: </STRONG>It's real good, kinda like a =
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between Bald Eagle and Whooping Cane!!</DIV></BODY></HTML>
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