Subject: Hot line
Date: Jun 01 21:18:43 1998
From: Jerry & Sandy Converse - sanjer at televar.com


Attention all tweeters that come to the Grand Coulee area to bird. From
this day forward all birders are required to immediatly call us at
1-509-633-0205 whenever a unusal sighting is made. This means that all
birders will be required to carry a cell phone on their person at all
times. the penalty for non-observance of the above requirement is
banishment from this area for no less then 30 days and no more then 20
years. Sentence will be determined by the rarity of the bird. ;-)

Jerry Converse
Grand Coulee, WA