Dear Twits,

This is to report that I just returned from a 5000 mile whirlwind trip to the
Yucatan where we saw over 500 species of neo-tropical migrants while driving
over 1000 miles in one weak. Imagine our surprise when we encountered that
god awful smoke from all that forest burnin down.

But Eunice (thats my wife) and I know that this el nino, global warming thing
is just an invention of the environmentalist wacko crowd. I says to Eunice ,"
You mean to tell me that all this flyin an drivein around is causin the world
to warm up. I mean did'nt Al Gore fly to Kyoto for the global warming
conference and burn somethin like 50,000 gallons 0f aviation fuel?

So, I says to Eunice. "well I don't buy it. Were gonna just spend our golden
years flyin and drivin until we've seen all the birds in the Peterson field
guide!" Well gotta go. Keep up the drivin and flyin and don"t let a few
posie sniffers ruin your beautiful day . HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BIRDY DAY!

Tex "Texaco"

Amatur Ornuthalogist and birdie bean counter extroirdinaire