HI Tweeters:
A more up-to-date bird joke.

Ian "Birdbooker" Paulsen
Bainbridge Is., WA, USA
ipaulsen at linknet.kitsap.lib.wa.us
"Rallidae all the way"

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 13:48:14 +0000
From: James Cracknell <calidris at bigfoot.com>
To: ukbirdnet at dcs.bbk.ac.uk
Subject: [UKBN] Bird Christmas Joke from Manning II

Two Essex Girls walked into a pet store. Right away they go over to the
exotic bird section.

Sharon says to Tracey, "Dats dem."

The assistant comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem birds in dat cage up der," says Sharon.
"Put dem in a paper bag."

They leave the store. They drive for three hours from Billericay until
they are high up in the Peak District. They stop at the face of a large
cliff with a 500 ft.drop.

"This looks like a good place eh?" says Tracey.
"Oh yeah, dis looks good," agrees Sharon.

They flip a coin and Sharon wins the toss. "I guess I got
to go first eh?" says Sharon. She takes 2 birds out of the bag,
places them on her shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Tracey watches as her friend off the edge and goes
straight down for a few seconds and goes "splat!"

As Tracey looks over the cliff she shakes her head and says, "To hell
with this. This budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
--
James Cracknell - Nr Ipswich, Suffolk, England
james.cracknell at bigfoot.com
ICQ: 13061796
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