In a message dated 12/18/1999 7:40:44 PM Pacific Standard Time,
two.wing-nuts at juno.com writes:

> I offer a solution to this dilemma for consideration by the involved
> federal agencies: Feed the tern pellets of fish laced liberally with
> marijuana. Birds consuming these pellets would be happy and mellow. Our
> experience with those who use the weed extensively indicates that the
> terns would no longer be interested in work, which for a tern is catching
> fish.

An interesting thought, but wouldn't this just make them HUNGRIER?

--Nick Pharris
Olympia, WA
mailto: NJPharris at aol.com