You Know Your Addicted to Coffee If... Jokes:

You know your addicted to coffee if Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

If You chew on other people's fingernails.
If you walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realized you never
plugged it in.
If you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
If you help your dog chase its tail.
If you soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
If you answer the door before people knock.

Jerry Converse
Grand Coulee, WA