Class: Mammalia
Order: Carnivora
Family: Mustelidae
Subfamily: Mustelinae
Genus: Mustela (Weasel)
Species; Henpeckii
Subspecies: Husbandii

Waliking into the Bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff
one Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah,"
said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands and
knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?
"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!"

Thought I'd lighten up that argument over Rare Bird Committees.

E. Kridler
Squirm, Wa.