On Tue, 23 Feb 1999, Dale Goble wrote:

>> everyone who goes to paulson's talk should take along one very sick pun as
> payment.
>
Dale--

how 'bout this one..


The Israeli police were looking for a man named Joseph, wanted for
looting in the port city of Haifa. The suspect was described as the son of
a Barcelona ex-nun and a German father. He was a former flutist, and he
worked occasionally as a farmer.

In short, he was "A HAIFA-LOOTIN', FLUTIN' TEUTON,
SON-OF-A-NUN FROM BARCELONA, PART-TIME PLOWBOY JOE


hee hee

Tom