Zoology Test
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for
his
zoology
test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten
stands with
ten
birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the
legs were
showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to
do the
best job possible. The professor announced that the test would
be to look at
each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat,
genus and species.

The student looked at each of the birds' legs. They all
looked the same
to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night
studying and now
had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about
it the madder
he got.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the
professor's desk
and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the
difference between
birds by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw
his test on the
professor's desk and walked to the door.

The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he
didn't know
every student's name so as the student reached the door the
professor called,
"Mister, what's your name?"

The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You
tell me
buddy! You tell me!"
--

Jerry and Sandy Converse
Grand Coulee, WA

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