Subject: Birding in the Rain
Date: May 5 12:29:02 2000
From: Burton Guttman - guttmanb at elwha.evergreen.edu


I'd like to thank all the helpful Tweets who have suggested solutions to
the umbrella problem. Tom Foote thinks I'd look cute in a pink umbrella
hat and Herb Curl suggests a coolie hat, but I'm going to go with
Michelle Blanchard's idea and drill a hole down through my skull into
which I will insert the umbrella shaft. I just have to find the right
angle, because if I go in in the wrong direction the shaft could slip
down into my esophagus or my windpipe, which would interfere with eating
or breathing. If any of you other guys have good solutions, send them
along.

Cheers and good wishes to all,

Burt Guttman guttmanb at elwha.evergreen.edu
The Evergreen State College Voice: 360-866-6000, x. 6755
Olympia, WA 98505 FAX: 360-866-6794

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