:
You know you are a birder when...

.... All the magazine subscriptions you receive have the word "bird"
on
them.
....Only a fellow birder can understand your slang and codes.
.... You know the difference between a pelagic and a passerine.
....Your New Years resolution was to start a new millennium list.
....When you talk about the World Series you're not talking sports.
....You own more optical gear than a university astronomy department.
....You know how to pronounce Diomedea chlororhynchos and you know
what it
means.
....Your idea of an exotic dancer is a Blue Crane.
....When someone says that there is more to life than birding you
question
their sanity.
....You only win Final Jeopardy when the category is "birds".
....These jokes make you smile.


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