Subject: bad bird-related jokes
Date: Aug 28 12:44:20 2002
From: Rolan Nelson - rnbuffle at yahoo.com



OK, Ian, but remember, You asked for it...
Some friends and I were headed east through the Columbia Gorge on the way to Malheur this past spring when we happened upon a Turkey Vulture working on the remains of a racoon. We decided then and there that from now on we should refer to all road kill as... you guessed it... TV dinners!
-Rolan
Ian Paulsen wrote:HI:
Last night I was wondering what is the worst bird-related joke I could
think of and came up with this: Why did the puffin go to the cardiologist?
Because it was having MURREmurs!! Can anyone top that???

Ian Paulsen
Bainbridge Island, WA, USA
ipaulsen at krl.org
A.K.A.: "Birdbooker"
"Rallidae all the way"


Rolan Nelson
Burley, WA
rnbuffle at yahoo.com


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