A day late...I get the digest..

A well dressed Turkey Vulture zipped through the first class check-in
line at Sea-Tac and stepped up to the United agent. She looked over her
reading glasses and down her nose to see one dead raccoon under each
wing of the TV. "Has anyone unknown to you had access to your luggage,
blah, blah, blah.......will you be checking your luggage today?" the
agent said curtly. The Turkey Vulture looked up at the agent with a sly
grin and said "No and no thanks, their both 'carry-on'".
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David and Ginger Ridgway
Eastsound, WA
mailto:dridgin at rockisland.com
http://sjiaudubon.org/