Subject: FW: Here's to you!
Date: Feb 3 12:35:20 2004
From: Betty Boyd - critrhse at olypen.com
Message
-----Original Message-----
From: Bonnie Masi [mailto:gobon at cablespeed.com]
Sent: Monday, February 02, 2004 9:17 PM
To: Susan Azar; DorothyVerdon at aol.com; Wendy Woodard; Brenda Arch; Betty
Boyd
Subject: Fw: Here's to you!
I am only as strong as the cocktails I drink, the hairspray I use and the
friends I have. Here's to you!
National Girlfriends Day
Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, is
pregnant, or retires?
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping,
lunching, and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!
If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend. Be
Happy!
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND
WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
they aren't listening anyway.
Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!
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