Dearest Tweets,

Aha, Rowlett is truly back. And, wonder upon wonder, he likewise utilizes
chopstick science to measure the most important aspects of life. Me, I've
been known to carry one in the pocket, and by whipping it out, holding it to
the eye, and with a swift adjustment of the thumb, estimate distance and the
ETA of falcon stoops and frantic shorebird diversionary flight.

Joe Mackie
jmackie at fidalgo.net
Bellingham