[Tweeters] Cloacal Kisses of a Different KindAll right, Burt, take this shot to your righteous sensibilities..... Gonad!

It's sunny out, almost warm, juncos and yellow-rumper warblers singing in the backyard, and I don't work on Fridays. Yippee.

Kelly McAllister
Olympia, Washington
----- Original Message -----
From: Guttman,Burton
To: Don McVay ; Tweeters
Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2008 9:04 AM
Subject: RE: [Tweeters] Cloacal Kisses of a Different Kind


Well, my friends, we have had some angry notes here recently about communications from some members of the group that were deemed inappropriate by other members. I don't want to be accused of creating dissension in this group, but I feel it is my duty to maintain the high moral quality of Tweeters. My friends, I am shocked -- shocked! -- to read the blatantly pornographic description sent to us by Don and Sandi McVay describing sex among amphibians. My friends, this communication, which might be read by innocent children, uses such blatantly shocking language as "spermatophore," "nuptial pad," and "amplexus." My friends, this is material appropriate only for such disgusting magazines as Playboy and Penthouse. My mother would never have let me hear such language. Why, I never had any idea what "amplexus" was until I was married, and even then I found the concept abhorrent! I beg you all to be very careful of your language and to consider the noble purposes to which Tweeters is dedicated.

Thank you for your attention.

Burt Guttman
The Evergreen State College
Olympia, WA 98505 guttmanb at evergreen.edu
Home: 7334 Holmes Island Road S. E., Olympia, 98503