Dear Tweeters,
This ain't phishing! 
My friend and I found some valuable property today, the twenty-second of May, while birding on Fir Island in Skagit County. The item appears to be of some worth, both intrinsic and sentimental. 
Please feel free to e-mail me, if you have lost something of value there. Otherwise, the pawn shops beckon!
Required bird-related section of message follows. We saw the four AMERICAN AVOCETS at Fir Island Farm Reserve (formerly known as Hayton Reserve) this afternoon, at low tide. The birds appear to care not a whit about what the tide is doing. We also saw an unidentified Golden Plover there, probably a female Pacific, plus a late Dunlin with a flock of Western Sandpipers. 
Yours truly,
Gary Bletsch